Thursday, April 2, 2009

Shirley's Bad Jokes

Hi everyone

Within my library I have a reputation for my jokes, (whether thats a good or bad reputation you will have to ask my fellow work mates).

Having this oppotunity to create a blog I thought what a great platform to tell my jokes.

Why did the jellybean go to school
Because he wanted to be a smartie.

Why did the toilet paper roll down the hill
To get to the bottom

Why do giraffes have long necks
Because their feet smell

What do Librarians use for bait whenthey fish
Book-worms

Why does the girl borrow books about fishing every time she visists the library
Because she's hooked on them


Please feel free to comment on my jokes or even add some of your own